There was this dude at the gym who was lifting up his shirt to check out his "abs" in the mirror. All he had to offer was a round belly, even when sucking it in...
Now why couldn't this have happened when I was 30-something weeks pregnant, so that I could carry out my evil plan? The one where I whip out my pregnant belly and admire it in front of the mirror each time I see some dude lifting up his shirt to check out his abs... *sigh*
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That would have been epically hilarious...
Heh. Too bad, because I would have paid to see that.
I'm tempted to have a baby #2 and time its arrival for "almost summer" just so I can execute this evil plan :-P
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